By now you all know, the news is in the public domain. The octopus Paul, the legendary seer who became famous during the World Cup in South Africa for its weather, fits perfectly, was found dead in his bathtub precious crystal. The keeper of the aquarium Oberhausen Reverse has found lifeless in the water. According to news agencies, poor Paul died of natural causes.
But our correspondent in Oberhausen, the clownfish Nemo, we can reveal all backstage. Now the leaders of the aquarium dell'indovino have suspected that the death was not so clearly natural. Animated After consultations, reviewed all the major detective, Annelore Locascio, an employee of Italian origin has suggested to call the Inspector Montalbano. These, it was time for a holiday in Boccadasse flirt with Livia, already was tired and jumped at the chance to reach Oberhausen - also would investigate the torture of the flies but to abandon the oppressive and jealous girlfriend.
"Montalbano".
"Pleasure, I am the director of the aquarium. As I mentioned over the phone, we would investigate the death of Paul "
" Paul ... the purpo? "
" Yes, poor Paul. "
cataminò Montalbano, turned around the casket in which lay still catafero the purpo, Tupputi on the glass, as if hoping that Paul could arrisbigliari, then beginning to spy on some asking:
"Dutch around if they are not seen?"
"No, sir . We thought that we wanted revenge for the prediction of the final "
" The Germans instead? "
" No, the Germans loved him, everyone. After the 4-1 to England, then ... adored him "
" Sure there is around a few pieces of cheese, you know, the one with the red rind? "
" No, I assure you "
" Ah, but the Dutch are the main suspects ... However, potatoes? Tomatoes? Peas? You did not find the sauce? "
" No, but he says? "
" I thought ... No, you know, a good stir-fried "
" The octopus is there "
" And Ahmadinejad? "
" Like Ahmadinejad? "
" No, because he'd long ago shed words on the decadence of western people, our counter-charms ... You did not find an assassin around Iran? Qualichiduno varB longa with suspicion and fog? "
Suddenly ciriveddro of Montalbano addrumò like a light bulb, its scent hound's diciva qualichicosa that there was boring place. He noted a display case next to that of Paul purpo, intifica accurate, but vacant.
"And what is this? Secunda the home of Paul? "
" No, it's another tank: until recently there was a female of Octopus Vulgaris "
" No, let me know Pirch, explain better
"There was Mary, a female octopus. We moved to the aquarium of Genoa
"Genova ... Macari her! "
" How well? "
" No, look, do not worry. I was thinking about my girlfriend. "
Montalbano took a seat and you assittò front of the tank. Thallium purpo in the eyes. The look languid from cephalopod was even sadder off. "Epperforza, is dead," whispered the little voice in his head According to Montalbano. "Not now, I'm investigating." Thallium in the purpo longo and persuaded surfaces.
"Your purpo Paul was killed"
"But who says?"
"Suicide d'Amuri was"
"Love?"
"Paul and Mary were like one soul. When you transferred air attract Mary, Paul did not care to live longer. Accussi killed himself by beating his head on the edge of the rock. It is not known because the vucche, yes, the tentacles are all 'nzemmula, but the exterior shows the hematoma. He did it for so 'zita. I explained? And now I can tell the best Italian restaurant nearby? "
" There's Fork Golden
"He for the case of tilefono nummer?"
"Yes, look, it is written on the fold: it is an agreement with the 'aquarium'
...
"First, the fork of gold? Montalbano. I prenotari between half an hour for lunch? Okay. There the ancestral purpo in the wet? "
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